Thirty things to do before you're 30 (No. 5, 7, 9 and 11)

Still going through the list from this article (and still somewhat offended that the article suggests that these should be done before you've turned thirty. It also goes on to state that your "Your under-30s are one of the few periods in life when you're likely to have spare time to see the world." I could seriously scream. Okay, moving on...


No. 5 Hit a Nudist Beach in Greece/ Florida/Croatia - I most definitely want to hit up Greece, and I've been to Florida but the top thing on my list is NOT to go to see a whole buncha people naked. I'd rather see Santarini full of clothed people, thanks. The article suggests that the twenty year olds are in their prime, and that they should just strip and bare it all. I agree- it's one thing I really really miss about my twenties.

No.7 Find Love: Jamaica and Germany- The article boasts that the Hedonism resorts in Jamaica promise fun and pleasure. Really? After we're thirty, are we supposed to stop wanting that? Please. And just so you know, one day Ill make it to the Love Parade-- who wouldn't want to indulge in some techno and receive free condoms. Sign me up but only until I hit 35- then I think I will actually be too old.

No. 9 Celebrate the end of your singledom in South Africa- ( I'd really like to punch this writer in the face-- are we saying that once we hit 30 we should have already tied the knot?) I'll be celebrating my singledom with a the longest happy hour right in the comfort of my home. And ... when it finally comes to end- I won't be making my way to South Africa. Guaranteed.


No.11 Get on a sandboard Arentina/New Zealand  Well this wasn't exactly in the same place, but I say Australia is just as good (if not better). I can actually say that I did this on my 31st birthday (technically I was still thirty at the time I flew down the sand hill).  Yes! That's me on the left!! What an awesome thrill- and if you can make it to either place. Do it- even if you are over 30!!